In there, girls go that extra mile and give you a hand errr, literally.... It's like free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise!
If you're a healthy and kind-hearted man, who likes to contribute to the Shanghai Sperm Bank, here's how it goes...
First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to this "paradise" you must eschew from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month (yes! that often), and each time you will get maximum of 3 "jammin" sessions. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindheartedness.
Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China.
Okay so theres a creepy old guy that always comes to my work... He licks the girl employees hands and he did some handshake with me and said "now thats friendship" and im like uhhh wtf? Anyways i think the store tried to get a restraining order on him.
Oh and last time he told me some story about his dad dying the weekend before (this was like 2 weeks ago) and he told the same story today to some guy at the till!! Like wtf??
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Aight so we have a new guy working at my work and he is the biggest tool. Actually hes the biggest AFC. He tries way to hard and is always seeking validation... Such a chode.
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This city's police chief isn't entering the confessional for anything he's done. He's sorry because when you're at the controls and your underlings decide to go on an unscripted spacewalk it's up to you to abort the mission and take responsibility on behalf of the organization you command.
It's knowing where the buck stops and cleaning up a mess before it gets way too silly. "I took my eye off the ball for a minute. The messaging fell through the cracks. I've apologized to the minister," says Chief Rick Hanson. "We didn't mean to cause grief. We had no intention of escalating photo enforcement."
The minister the city's top cop is talking about is the province's shoot-from-the-lip king of the roads, Transportation Minister Luke Ouellette. Luke was mighty hot under the collar when he heard last weekend what was coming out of the mouth of a higher-up Calgary traffic cop.
Everyone knows, starting this Wednesday, the city police will use red-light cameras to begin snapping speeders through intersections. If you speed, the police say you could score a fine of up to $351. But, and here's where the grief kicks in, the message from Calgary was cops would lay a careless driving charge in some circumstances. Obviously, they didn't realize just because Wednesday is April Fool's Day it didn't mean they had to play the part.
Of course, the provincial poobahs up in Edmonton went ballistic. In 14 months of huddling with the police and legal officials about the ground rules for the cameras, and endless meetings to painfully create an idiot-proof songsheet so everyone is in tune, no mention is made of careless driving charges.
And for good reason.
Think about it. It's reasonable to believe you could get a conviction for running a red light if you have a picture of someone's vehicle going through the red. It is also within normal brain power to figure if there's speeding through an intersection and the camera clocks the speed and takes the picture, the charge of a vehicle going over the speed limit stands a good chance of holding up in court. Now, take careless driving. How do the cops make a case against someone behind the wheel driving carelessly when all they can do is take a picture and lay a charge against the registered owner of the vehicle?
Now, thinking caps on and you don't need a law degree. How easy do you think it would be for the registered owner to go to court and say he or she wasn't the careless driver because they weren't driving and the ticket doesn't say they were driving and the camera can't prove they were driving? Luke (Hot Under The Collar) Ouellette connects the dots and tells us all the police can't charge someone with careless driving unless they have the person's licence in their hand. A real, live cop has to pull the person over. Duh. The people who fight tickets couldn't wait to see this comedy show roll out. Guys like Charlie Pester, who is the Alexander Ovechkin of this town's traffic court, would be shooting at an empty net.
But did the traffic cop brass back down? No. When they saw the big brick wall staring them straight in the face they put on the gas. No surprise. A few weeks ago, the cops fumble an announcement of a study supposedly showing the benefits of red-light cameras, making more of the numbers than what was there. For once, it's not solely about dough. A careless driving ticket is $402 and the speeding beef is up to $351 and failing to stop at a red is $287.
Maybe the careless threat is supposed to scare us, to send a message. It's too loopy to try and figure out. What can be figured out is the province really wanted citizens to buy into the safety reasons for speed-on-green cameras. The Calgary police detour was a distraction and political people do not like distractions. Anyway, Hanson stepped in, discussions have been held, the oops is acknowledged, the apology accepted.
The police chief does say the film from the cameras will be used to forward any evidence connected with the investigation of a collision. For your information, another ticket is coming our way. Last fall, an all-party committee of MLAs hung up on a plan to ban the use of hand-held cellphones while driving. Instead they opted for the province's deep thinkers to come up with a distracted driving charge. The charge will be for people driving out of order because they're doing anything causing them not to pay attention. Distracted driving will be lower on the scale than careless driving. Expect something by summer.
As for Hanson, he's back to fighting the baddest of the bad. As for the spacewalk? "It's fixed," he says.
Heh.. not again.. Ohh.. this ain’t supposed to happen to me..
[Kanye West] Keep rockin, and keep knockin Whether you Louie Vouitonn it up or Reebokin You see the hate, that they’re servin on a platter So what we gon’ have - dessert or disaster?
[Keri Hilson] I never thought I’d.. be in love like this When I look at you my mind goes on a trip Then you came in.. and knocked me on my face Feels like in I’m a race but I already won first place
I never thought I’d fall for you as hard as I did (as hard as I did, yeah) You got me thinkin bout our life our house and kids (yeah) Every mornin I look at you and smile cause boy you came around and you knocked me down.. knocked me down
[Chorus] Sometimes love comes around (love comes around love comes around) and it knocks you down Just get back up When it knocks you down (knocks you down) Sometimes love comes around (love comes around) and it knocks you down Just get back up When it knocks you down (knocks you down)
[Ne-Yo] I never thought Id hear myself say (ooh) Ya’ll gon head I think I’m gonna kick it wit my girl today (kick it wit my girl today) I used to be commander and chief of my pimp ship flyin high (flyin high) til i met this pretty little missile that shot me out the sky (ohhh shot me out the sky)
Hey, now Im crashing, don’t know how it happened But I know it feels so damn good Said if I could back, and make it happen faster Don’t you know I would baby if I could Miss independent (ohh, to the fullest), the load never too much she helpin me pull it she shot the bullet that ended that life I swear to u the pimp in me just died tonight, girl sometimes love
[Keri Hilson]
[Chorus] Sometimes love comes around (love comes around) and it knocks you down Just get back up When it knocks you down (knocks you down) Sometimes love comes around (love comes around) and it knocks you down Just get back up When it knocks you down (knocks you down)
[Kanye West] Tell me now can you make it past your caspers So we can finally fly off into NASA you was always the cheerleader of my dreams that seem to only date the head of football teams and I was the class clown that, always kept you laughin We, were never meant to be baby we just happen so please, don’t mess up the trick.. hey young world I’m the new slick rick they say I move too quick, but we can't let the moment pass us Let the hourglass pass right into ashes let the wind blow the ash right before my glasses So I wrote this love letter right before my classes How could a goddess ask, someone that’s only average For advice OMG, you listen to that bitch? Whoa it’s me Baby this is tragic Cause we had it, we was magic
I was flyin, now I’m crashin this is bad, real bad, michael jackson now I’m mad, real mad, joe jackson you should leave your boyfriend now, Imma ask him
[Keri Hilson] Say u gotta put the good with the bad, happy and the sad So will u bring a better future than I had in the past oh Cause, I don’t wanna make the same mistakes I did I don’t wanna fall back on my face again Whoaa, whoaaa I’ll admit it, I was scared to answer love's call Whoaa, whoaaa and if it hits better make it worth the fall
(When it comes around)
[Chorus] Sometimes love comes around (love comes around) and it knocks you down Just get back up When it knocks you down (knocks you down) Sometimes love comes around (love comes around) and it knocks you down Just get back up When it knocks you down (knocks you down)
Won’t see it coming when it happens (hey) but when it happens you’re gonna feel it, let me tell you now you see when love knocks you down
Won’t see it coming when it happens but when it happens you’re gonna feel it, let me tell you now you see when love knocks you down yeah
Hey blog, I'm studying something neat in Sociology, deals with Sigmund Freud and how the society affects the ego.
The study consists of three parts: Id,Ego, and Super-ego.
The id stands in direct opposition to the super-ego.
Id The id is responsible for our basic drives such as food, water, sex, and basic impulses. It is amoral and egocentric, ruled by the pleasure–pain principle; it is without a sense of time, completely illogical, primarily sexual, infantile in its emotional development, and will not take "no" for an answer. It is regarded as the reservoir of the libido or "instinctive drive to create".
Ego The id rules early life, but as one matures, one begins to learn the need sometimes to endure pain and to defer gratification because of the exigencies and obstacles of reality. In Freud's words, "an ego thus educated has become reasonable; it no longer lets itself be governed by the pleasure principle, but obeys the reality principle, which also at bottom seeks to obtain pleasure, but pleasure which is assured through taking account of reality, even though it is pleasure postponed and diminished" The ego is that part of the id which has been modified by the direct influence of the external world ... The ego represents what may be called reason and common sense, in contrast to the id, which contains the passions ... in its relation to the id it is like a man on horseback, who has to hold in check the superior strength of the horse; with this difference, that the rider tries to do so with his own strength, while the ego uses borrowed forces
Super-Ego The Super-ego aims for perfection. It comprises that organized part of the personality structure, mainly but not entirely unconscious, that includes the individual's ego ideal's, spiritual goals, and the psychic agency (commonly called 'conscience') that criticizes and prohibits his or her drives, fantasies, feelings, and actions. The Super-ego works in contradiction to the id. The Super-ego strives to act in a socially appropriate manner, whereas the id just wants instant self-gratification. The Super-ego controls our sense of right and wrong and guilt. It helps us fit into society by getting us to act in socially acceptable ways.
My thoughts So... what I found here, is that people have been living the super-ego life, including me, all this time. Doing what the society justifies as "politically correct", not being able to approach girls because of the society thinking thats wierd and awkward. But now I feel myself living in the state of "Id", and no longer the life of the super-ego. Id represents self-amusement, what makes you happy, having to do things without a care in the world about what the world thinks about you. Thats what will set apart the AFC's from the people that will improve. Id is like the first time a baby is born, there are no society regulations, until he grows into the ego state and finds what is socially acceptable. Well no more... the path I am now following right now is the Id route. Doing what amuses ME, and not what others care about, I will have the "instinctive drive to create". The Super-ego strives to act in a socially appropriate manner, whereas the id just wants instant self-gratification. The stuff in society is just arbitrary, theres no set rules or anything, start living your life and get further ahead by moving forwards instead of moving backwards.
